STEWARTS MOTORCYCLE REPAIRS
MOTORCYCLE SERVICING & REPAIRS
Standard rate.
£60 per hour
If you watch.
£65 per hour
If you offer advice
£75 per hour
If you help.
£85 per hour
If you & your mate
Had a go first.
£95 per hour
If you & your mate had
a go first & you don't tell us.
£125 per hour
If you saw it on the net &
thought it looked easy.
£150 per hour
All the above prices are plus VAT, & I reserve the right to add [email protected] surcharge to those who piss me off!
Remember! The impossible cannot be done Immediately, & miracles take a little longer.
Some of you may be thinking that the above was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek!
Well, call & find out! :-)
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